chapter 5

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6ool ma wahab yami bs ykhozez feeny, JAD bedait atnarfaz!!

Kan 3alaina english so our teacher said that we should work in pairs kel wa7d weli yama, so I need to work with wahab ..

I was telling him what we should do ou chethi ..

Me: fa enta bs gole el experinces eli mumken tsawehum ou ana akteb ou b3dain ana akteb maloty ok? *he was just staring*

I waved my hands on his face ..

Me: HELLO?? ma3ay?

Wahab: men9jch tabeni ashtqel? la yuba khalena ensolef bas

I gave him a death stare ..
 
 Me: well ana bashtqel
 
He gave me a half smile, and continued doing his favorite thing, STARING!! kan 7ail mtane7 ou wayed ga3d ythaygni ..
 
Me: wahab mumken afham shtabiii?
 
Wahab: abeech entay
 
Me *I gave him a stare*: na3am?
 
Wahab: ee methel masema3tay, rawa ana en3jabt bshkhe9tch ou 7baitech

Me: ma9relna yomain 7ata
 
Wahab: adre bs ana a3rfech menzman, kent ashoofch eb twitter ou agra your tweets kelyom ou adry ench bent 3am khaled elflani ou adry ench ekhet hamad alflani ou a3rf wayed ashya2 3anech
 
Me: wow stalker?
 
Wahab: l3yoonch a9er obo el stalker, enzain shgeltay? *tesanad ou 7a6 eda wara rgubta*
 
 Me: wahab? roo7 mooot! maskeen etha 7sbalek ana men hal banat el cheap eli tkalmhum
 
He was so surprised men raaddy! The bell rang, I stood up and went out of the class ..
 
Hessa and fay were following me ..

Fay: rawaaa
 
I turned around ..
 
Me: hala?
 
Hessa: ambaih sema3na kelshay men9jch tarftheeena?
 
Me: ee men9ejy laish mestghrbeen?
 
Fay: HATHA WAHAB!!
 
Me: ok?
 
Hessa: men9jch entay? hatha elbanat 6ag m6agag 3laih kelhum yetmanon ykonon ma3a ou wala 3umra mayab ras bent ou entay tarftheena bsehola?
 
Me: eee shnu ya3ny? elbanat eli et7chain 3anhum kelhum mayten 3ala shakla ou ena uhwa wow, 9adgeny mara7 akalem wa7d ykalem 3ashra ghairi
 
Fay: ya3jbni tafkeerch
 
Hessa: 9a77 wala! entay fahma
 
Me: haha enzain emshaw enroo7 9af monaya wlaaht 3laiha

We went to monay's class, solafna shway then rdait el9aff, wahab makan mawjood ..

Khla9na 2 lessons ou still wahab mu hnyy akeed ga9 wela men7ash  men madresa, anyways why do I care??

1 week passed, wahab etha dawam taqreban ne9 el7e9a9 yge9hum ou etha kan mawjod bl 9af makalma wla ykalemnii ..

On a friday night I got a dm from wahab ..

"Hala rawaa, shlonech? shofay ana adry eny ra3y banat ou akalem seteen wa7da! bs wala ya rawaa ou alah yeshhad ena e7sasi lech ghair, madre ya3ny 7abait shakh9etch o eslobech o shaklech! 3a6eeni fur9a? mara7 takhsreen shay bs jarbay ou ekhtheha kelmat rayal, mara7 tet7sfain .. latredeen al7een fakray bel mawthoo3 3adel o b3dain rdeeli khabar, te9b7een 3ala khair;*"

I read it more than once, yemken kel bent ykalmha ygoolaha hal 7achi? arfetha? ee ee barfetha, bs la ared al7een kaifa ..

I slept and woke up the next morning and went downstairs to eat breakfast ..

Me: oh 7amood wain raye7?
 
Hamad: 3endi ejtema3
 
Me *surprised*: yom elsaabt? shaaku ya36onkum weekend!!!
 
Hamad: sheftay shlon, alah kareem
 
Me: enzain shrayek netghada bara?
 
Hamad: wedy wala, bs mayamdeeny kelesh! yala tamreen 3ala shay ana mashi?
 
Me: salamtek

..

 

..: Aloo?

Me: aloo hala 7a9oon 

 

Hessa: hala feech, keeefo?
 

Me: tamaaam u?
 

Hessa: el7amdelah! shrayech elyom enroo7 avenues netghada ana wyach o fay o monay?
 

Me: yala ok ma3ndy shay, agool 7ag manoy wardlech khabar
 

Hessa: ok bye

 

i rushed to my room, i opened my closet and stared at it .. i grabbed this :

 

 And kept my hair fall freely and natural..

 

I picked up monay, hessa and fay and we all went to avenues ..

Fay: wain netghada?
 

Monay: aby shay chethy 3ajeeb yshabe3
 

Hessa: cheesecake factory?

Fay: la laa shraykum nino?
 

Me: ana 3ady 3endy
 

Monay: yala emshaw nino

We went to nino, we sat and ordered ..
Hessa: hatha mu chena wahabo?

Fay: embala embala uho
 

Me: waihhh please sawaw ro7kum matshofoon

Fay: laaishh?
 

Me: dazli dm ams ou mardait

Monay: shyabi?
 

Me: yabeeni akalma

Fay: way rawo2 tara shakla 9ej y7bechh
 

Hessa: laish 7agarty? wala lo ana menech akalma tara eyanen wala! ka shakel ou style NAR!! ou kel eli kalemoh ygolon 3ana eyanen ou kalama yag6er 3asaal
 

Fay: ee wala laish matjarbeen! ya3ni mataben wa7ed ydalelch ou ysam3ch kalam 7ilu?

Monay: way shfekum latshayshonha khaloha tsawi ely yray7haa! bs rawaa tara shakla y7bech
 

Me: shfeekum entaw 9ayreen myanan? hatha wentaw tadroon ena yel3ab

Fay: yemken ytoob ma3aach?
 

Me: shnu ana ketab deny 3ashan ytob ma3ay? estaghferlaah ya3ny etha uhwa yabi yel3ab 9adgeny ana mara7 aghayr shay
 

Hessa: elmuhm khal9taw? ana malait khal netmashaa

We paid the check, lama 6la3na maraina 3ala 6awlat wahab ou rab3a, gelt 7ag elbanat ena ysawon ro7hum mayshofon, male khelg asalem ..

We shopped shwyaa b3dain ga3adna eb starbucks 3ashan kha6er monay ..

I was checking my timeline when wahab's tweet caught me eyes ..

@Wahab_alflani: A7la 9eeeedfa

I dropped the girls back home, I did my homework then ate dinner with hamad at home ..

Kent asolef 7ag hamad 3an elmadresa ou 7aaadi meshta6a bs uhwa kan sar7aan :)

Me: 7amad tara 9ayer maleeq okk?

Hamad: ha shtabeen? entay garggga b3ad
 

Me: wai3 wana meshta6a athareek sar7aann ashakra masema3t shayy 9a7?
 

Hamad: agool rawaa?
 

Me *ebnafseya*: gool
 

Hamad: t'hgain etha khe6abt wa7da ma3ay bl dawam twaffeqq?
 

I look at him surprised ..
 

Me: 7a6 wa7da eb balekk??
 

Hamad: el9araa7a ee ou nawy atzawjhha
 

Me: laykoon tkalmha??
 

Hamad: la laa 6ab3an ehya mu chethy! ou a9lan ana marthaha 3ala nafsy akheth wa7da kanat 

tkalmni
 

Me: kafu kaaafu ukhoy! enzain goly men menta ou shsemha ou shlon shakelhaa?
 

Hamad: bent elflaany etshofenha enshala
 

Me: enzain meta btakh6ebha? yala naby 3erss ou abi wa7da t3eesh ma3ana belbait
 

Hamad: enshala gereeb

I was sooo excited and happy for hamad :D ..

Chapter 4

Mahmoud dropped me and monay to school ..

 Monay nazeloha senna cause ehya mee7 bl English, baghat teyeha jal6a maskeena::

Monay: wai3 ya3ny shnuu ana eb 11 al7een? Way waiii3 aby atkharaj may9eer

Me: 7ara 7ara akher seeenna

Monay: kalbaa wai3 wai3

An American teacher came to me and monay ..

The teacher: hello girls, I bet you're new to this school right? Which grade are you in?

Monay: kelaaa menkum nazaltony sena

The teacher: what?

Monay: chub lat7chain akrahkum

The teacher *looking at me*: what is she saying?

Me: nothing, monay yak alba ush latfashlena mn awal yom

Monay: fahmeeha golelaha akrahkum I HATE YOU!!!

The teacher: do you want to go to the office? I know a little bit of Arabic im not a fool

Monay: fool wla falafel?

Me: monay ya kalba al7een 7sablha ensebha

Me: sorry teacher, where is 12A?

Teacher: walk in this hallway then turn left you'll find your class

Me: ok thanks, monayo khatwa9lech hathi golelaha wain 9afech lani adry ench bgara mara7 

t3rfen tro7en bro7ech

Monay: enzain chub bye

I went to my class, the teacher still didn't come, I found a seat in the back so I went there and sat ..

10 minutes later the math teacher came and started teaching, I was so bored, suddenly someone knocked on the door ..

Teacher: come in

El9admaa? Tetwaq3on menu? STARBUCKS GUY!!!! Ou kan ma3a wa7ed thani

Teacher: abdulwahab and fawaz, where were you two?

Abdulwahab: ush miss im sleepy

Fawaz: yala wakhray 3an wayhy

They entered the class and while they were walking 6a7at 3ain starbucks guy b3ainy, HE LOOKED SO SURPRISED!!! 3aina shway wet6ee7 men mukanha

Anyways khale9at el7e9a, b3dain yaw bentain 9oby ..

…: hi entay ydeeda?

Me: hi umm ee

..: ana hessa ou hathi fay

Me: oh tesharfna, ana rawa

Fay: mashala etshawgeen

Me: hehe thanku 7abebty

Hessa: g3day jedam ma3ana laish wara?

Me: mm ok

Shelt aqrathy wela ma7es ela elbab yetba6al ou hal monay dasha 3laina ..

Monay *screaming*: wainnnecch ga3d adawrech 9affechh b33eddd

Me: ush yal hailgeyya ga9ray 7esch

Monay: khange9?

Me: ba3aad?? Hailgeya maku fayddaaa

Hessa: hathy rfeejtch?

Me: ee a3rfkum monay hathaila hessa ou fay, ou hathi monay my friend

Fay & hessa: hiii

Monay: hala

Fay: entay ay 9aff?

Monay: mafrooth ma3akum bs nazeloni sena khara feehum

Hessa: haha ee madresatna 7ameer

Me: a7es hny elwath3 mac chickens wela?

Fay: la kelesh bl 3akss! Ya3ny fe groups bs wanasa tara

Hessa: entaw men ay madresa yayeen?

Monay: alyarmouk

Hessa: oh 7ekooma?

Me: eeh

Fay: waaii3

Monay: shtaben laish waai3

Hessa: abaih fayo tfashleen! Tara hal bent tge6 bl wayh mes7ooha eb wayhy

Fay: la abaih mu qasdy entaw wai3 walah! Bs ena 7ekoma a7es wai3

Me: la bel 3aaks wanasa hnak wel banat eyanenoon

Faj2a wela eyoon wahab ou fawaz ..

Wa7ed menhum: banat 3arfoona 3ala rab3kum el7elween?

Monay and I were shocked shal jur2aa

Starbucks guys: 3aib fawaz estaa7

Mashalaah msawi roo7a bare2 ya3ny, hmm it seems that starbucks guy uhwa wahab ou fawaz rfeeja ..

Hessa: fawaz wahab, rawa ou monay

Wahab *looking at me*: 3ashat elasami

Me: mm 3ashat ayamek

The school day passed by normal and kinda boring, I spent the whole time in class with hessa and fay, wahab wouldn't remove his eyes from me and its getting on my last nerve, as I said 6faaarty a7ad ykheznnii, monay would spend the break with us ou marat bain el7e9a9 tyeena ..

Rdait elbait tqadait ou nemt, gemt elmaghreb I checked my twitter wela @Wahab_alflany msaweely follow, I checked his avatar wela hatha wahab eli b9afna I accepted and followed back ..

Ga3adt lama belail elwath3 kan 7ada malal ou mafeny noum cus nemt wayyed, I tweeted "Any movie suggestions"?

I got a mention from @Wahab_alflany:

Final destination (y)

I replied 'mm we'll give it a try;p'

Sema3t kalama ou shefta ou yalaitny mashefta! Bro7y ga3da bl bait naymen baba ou hamad 

ou elfilm mu shay ykhare3 wana kelesh mu ma3a elaflam eli tkhare3!!!

I tweeted ":'("

I got a dm from wahab ..

Ma3jebch el film?

Me: la kelesh!!

Wahab: shaklech mu ma3a el aflam elru3b?

Me: la kelesh, akhaf

Wahab: esmela 3alaich:*

My eyes popped out! El7abeeb wayed 6aya7 elmyana! I decided to ignore .. ga3adt shwaya chan I tweeted "can't sleep"

Another dm from wahab:) enshala mu 3ugub kel tweet dm ya3nii ..

Wahab: me too mu gader anam

Wahab: rawa ana cheni shayfech men gabel, bs madre wain, waiin?

Me: mm madre? Mathker eni sheftek

Wahab: chena bejlai3a?

 Me: madre wala mara shftekk

I lied, kelesh mala da3y agola embala shftek cheni mthabta ..

Wahab: la7tha entaw mu shalaihum shalaih elflani bjlai3a?

Me: embalaa

Wahab: ee lana shalaih 9a7by yamkum

Me: aha ok

Yemken degarta wayyed, bs ana mu no3yy asolef ma3a boys kelesh!! Ya3ny awal mara akalem wa7ed ghair my cousin yemken marat ag3ad ma3a rab3 my cousins bs masoulef kelesh ..

I slept and woke up the next morning, monay picked me up and we went to school together 

 lama dashait el9af ou ga3adt wla wahab ysheel his desk ou yeg3ad yammi ..

Wahab: mumken?

Me: umm la hessa yami

Wahab: mu kaifech bag3aad

My jaw dropped! Na3am?

He was smiling and looking the other way ..

Wai3 shal lazgga? Laykon 7sbala ba9eer wa7da men eli yel3ab 3alaihumm?? Etha ee??? MASKEEEEEN!! 7ady mara7 a36y majaal ee walah hatha eli nage9 ..

Chapter 3

After ba7aarr we went inside the shalaih ..

Monay: soooso aih elghada?

Susu: samaak, ams 3amek slaiman gabo men el7adag

Me: waiii3 maby semaach

Monay: eee maku hamburger shay?

Susu: la mafeesh da elsamak mufeed ou 7ata lo fee mesh ha3mlolek

Monay: n7asa n7asa if

Me: monaya enroo7 mac?

Monay: ee yala magol la2, khangool 7ag 7amado ywadeena

Me: ma3tqed mawjod akeed eb shalaih rab3a

Monay: khala9 ma7modo ywadena

Susu: bs ya bett, ma7mod 3awez yetghada samak

Me: ee 3ady lama yred yetghada, yala bye

Susu: mafeesh fayda feekum

6la3na wla khaled ou rab3a 9ob eldewanya shafna ray7een sayrat ma7mood ..

Khaled: ha banat 3ala wain?

Me: ray7een mac, mayteen yo3

Khaled: emshaw ma3ana e7na al7een ray7en

Monay: ok khosh! 3ashan ma7modo yakel elsemach mala la tyela jal6a uhwa o murta

We laughed and went together, radaina elshalaih ou mar elyoum 3ady the7ek ou bal3a ou swaleff ou deal ou hal khrabee6 ..

Youm elsabt el3a9er 7edarna, ga6ait monay bait'hum ou lama radait swait wajebaty laih el 8 b3dain ga3adt ashoof tv lama nemt ..

On Sunday gemt ou meshtahhya asawy shay 7AIL MAYNOOON!!!

Baba ga6ny elmadresa awal madkhalt ela monay ou dalia bwayhy ..

Me: waaay male khelg awal 7e9a farancy, garrgga men el9eb7

Monay: rawa shrayech enge9?

Me: walah?

Monay: ee men9ejy

Me: yala ok! Dalia ma3ana?

Dalia: la la men9ejum akhaf! O 3alay fezya maby yfootny eldars

Monay: ma9reyya maku fayda

Me: iff maleeqa kaifech roo7ay

Dalia no3ha khwafa wayed bl madresa ou 7aree9a 3ala dros'ha mashala matyeb ela 95 ou foug, 3aksy ana ou monay 6ab3an :) ..

Legaina 9af eb 3washer fathy ga3adna fe ana ou monay ..

Monay: way rawa shtahait starbucks

Me: entay maynonat starbucks welaa shnuuu?:)

Monay: eeeeee!! Starbucks aha aha I like it aha aha *while dancing*

Me: starbuckscheyya khefay 3alaina

Monay *laughing*: waai3 wai3 ma3rfech shal halaaggaL

Me: chub chub enzain monay meshtahya asawi shay maynoooon

Monay: shrayech nen7ash men elmadresa ou enroo7 starbucks?

Me: walah?

Monay: walaah

Me: yalaah wala tara jad?

Monay: eee haw yala men elsa7a elkhalyfa en6ub bs degay 3ala ma7mod hny maku bucks bl yarmok

I called ma7moud and told him to come ..

Negazna ana ou monay ne6arna ma7mod 10 minutes ..

Monay: way ashwa ma7ad shafna

Me: ee 7adda! Way hatha waina

Monay: kahu kahhu

We entered ma7mod's car ..

Me: ma7mod ro7 starbucks shamiya

Ma7moud: fee aih? Mafeesh madrasa wla aih?

Me: la mafee! Bs ya wailek ya swad lailek ya ma7mod en ba6alt 7aljek jedam baba wla 7amad bathbe7ek ok???

Ma7moud gam y2afef ..

We9alna bucks khthaina our drinks ou 6ala3na

Me: shrayech enred baitna? Bala madresa bala ba6eekh

Monay: laa shfech elyom emte7an English akher 7e9a

Me: iffff, ma7mod rad elmadresa

Radna ma7mod ou shega7na ana ou monay mara thanya, awal manezlna wla hathi eli eb 

wayhnna..

Abla entesar: alaaah alah, men fain gayeen 7bayeb alibi??? Enbas6to?

 Ana ou monay kanat wyhona chethy ':I' ..

Me: ahh abla

 Abla entesar: GEDAAAAMI 3AL EDAAAARRA

3ad hnaak mu bas bahthlona ta7qeeqq ou dagaw 3ala obahtna ou 9ar loya 7ail jad matswa 3laina ..

Abla somaya *elnathra*: banat 6el3aw bara 3ndy kelma abi agolaha 7ag ubahtkum

6ala3na ana o monay after 15 minutes 6ala3 oboy ou obo monay ..

Me: yuba sh9aar?

Baba: entay shnu men bent???? Men9ejch na6ra soor elmadresa?? 7ata ukhooch masawaha

Me: yuba shsawy eli 9ar 9aar:(

Baba: 7asbyalah 3alaich men bent, 6redoch men elmadresa zain chethyy?

Me *shocked*: na3aaam?

Baba: ee ee eli sema3tyy, ya benty tara elshe6ana mu zaina la tet'hwrain ou tbahthleena wala ma3raft wain awady wayhy jedam elnathra fashla faashllaa

Me *feeling guilty*: mm yuba ana asfaa wala makan qasdy

Baba: 7a9al khair, emshay yuba ekhthay aqrathech khal namshi

 Lfait 3ala monay wla yaytlna ehya ou oboha ..

Monay: abaih rawoo2 sawoha el7amer ou byanqlona

Me: methel matwqa3t, akher mara lama 6ya7na ablat el3araby hadedona ena ay ghal6a byanqlona wal7en sawoha

Monay: 3ad menzenhum 3ad emshay bs emshay khanroo7 starbucks

Me: HUUUUFF MU 9A7YA STARBUCKS B3D? ma7ad wara6na ghair starbucks ya starbuckscheyya

We laughed hardly and went to take our things ou 6ala3na men elmadresa 6ab3an oboy ou 3ami nabeel ubo monay bs yet7al6mon ..

Ga3adt taqreban 2 days bl bait madre ay madresa aroo7(: .. elmadresa yabon yanqlony men hal madares eli b3eeda 7ail ou gelt 7ag oboy mara7 aro7 wala lo 3ala ga9 rgubtii so al7een metwahgeen ..

Baba came to my room ..

Baba: rawa

Me: hmm

Baba: heday mobilech baba abi akalmech eb mawtho3

I locked my phone and faced him ..

Me: amer baba?

Baba: ana qrart ay madresa banqlech ou elyom el9eb7 wadait awragch

Me: shnu ou laish magetlyy? Ay madresa?

Baba: madresa kha9aa

Me: huh sh6ary 3laik?

Baba: bas chood ymashonkum seda entay o hal monay, 3amech nabeel naqal monay ba3ad 

nafs elmadresa

Me: enzaiin ou meta bendawem?

Baba: men bacher enshala, zahbay sheqlech

He went out and monay called me ..

Monay: galech obboch?

Me: eeee wai3 maby

Monay: men9ejch? 3ayal ana met7amsaaa

Me: 3alaaa shnu!!! Way bolah 3ala dalia wel banat ou kelman

Monay: rawaa ygool oboy elmadresa mukhtala6 ya3nyy elwath3 wanasaaa

Me: way manoyy ya 7ubech 7ag hal swalef entay wain ou wana wain!!

Monay: yala 3ad 3an eldala3 o lets go buy our school uniforms

Me: masraa3 ta7chaitay English ma3rftech

Monay: ya3ny English school ou kethaa;)

Me *giggling*: maynoona wala

We went and bought us school uniform after that 6ala3na ana ou monay ou 7amad re7na maki burj jassim t3shaina ou rdaina elbait, monay namat 3endi ..

We woke up the next day ready to see our new school, new faces, new teachers ..

Chapter 2

Its finally Thursday, WEEKEND:D!!

I was on the way to drop monay and go back home ..

Me: monayo elyom ta3alay ma3aay jlai3a yala 3ad?

Monay: fashla rawa2o 3mamech kelhum hnak enshala mu kel sbo3 raza wayhy ya3ny

Me: shda3wa monayaa yala 3ad tadren kel my cousins yahal aw kbar 7ail ya3ny astanes ma3a menu?

Monay: madre ne6reeny as2al omy waredlch khbar lana 7ata ehya thak elyom tgool ma9khteha

Me: way ma3laaicch ana akalmha

Monay: enzaain nezlay ma3ay baitna kalmeeha

Me: ok

We9alna bait monay ou awal madkhlna legaina omha ga3da bl 9ala teshrab chay ..

Khalti Nawal: hala bel banaaat eljameelat taw manawar baitna

We kissed her head ..

Khalti Nawal: shlonech rawa 7abebty? Shlon oboch o okhoch?

Me: kelhum bkhaair el7amdela, khalti tara batghada 3endkum

Khalti Nawal: 7aaayach elbait baitech 7abeebty

Me: ela khalti 3ady manoy teye ma3ay elyom elshalaih?

Khalti Nawal: la bas 3ad ma9kht'ha kel sboo3 mgazrt'ha bshalaihkum

Me: haw khaalti shda3wa monay bentna methel ma ana bentkum

Monay: ee yuma yala 3ad baroo77

Khalti Nawal: kaifech mama! Yala al7een ta3alaw eklaw gabel la yabred elghada

We ate khalti nawal's famous machbous dyay, YUMMY!!

Monay went up to pack her bag wana ga3adt asolef ma3a khalty 3ugub re7na baitna sawait jan6ety ou re7na jlai3a

Salamna 3ala 3mamy ou 3amaty ou chethy b3dain ga3adna in my room ensolef, my room feeha 2 beds wa7ed 7aggi ou wa7ed 7ag ay a7ad eye ynam 3ndy lana wayed men my friends eyoon o akthar shay monay ..

Monay: waay rawa malal shrayech enroo7 starbucks?

Me: entay thaba7teena eb starbucks taraa!!

Monay: shsawy a7ebba:(

Me: enzain chub o emshaay

Nezalna ta7at wela enshoof oboy ga3ed yazaheb aghratha malot el7adaag

Me: babaaa

Baba: hala 7abeebty

Me: shnu bet7adeg now? Chena 9ar late?

Baba: la tawnaa 3al 5 ou meshtehyy

Me: enzain baba 3ady enroo7 starbucks?

Baba: chena ma9khara al7een?

Me: la yuba shda3wa tara 7ail greeb men shalaihna ya3ny

Monay: ee 3ami 3ashany wala 7ady meshtahya men el9eb7 bs weldekk 7arch

Baba *giggling*: enzain mnu ywadeekum ma7mood aby ysa3dny bl 7adag

Me: 3ady enroo7 bl rhinos tara 7ail greeb baba

Baba: enzain roo7aw bs latab6oon

Me & monay: enshalla

He gave us money and we took the rhino, I was driving and Monay was sitting next to me ..

I was wearing this ..

We arrived starbucks ..

Me:  wai3 elwath3 ma9bena

Monay: 7ada ou zaa7mmaa

Me: enzain ana bag3ad ou entay 6elbeelna

Monay: na3am?? Ashtqel 3endech? Ogfay ma3ay yala 3ad

Me: wala male khelg monay ana yaya 3shanch a9laan yala gamay 6lbeelna bas

Monay: huff ok shtabeen??

Me: caramel frapp

Monay: ok

She went to order and I sat in one of the tables, I was checking my timeline on twitter and tweeting some random tweets .. t3arfoon elsh3oor lama t7esoon ena aku a7ad ga3d ykhezkum ? refa3t rassi wela hathak elwalad eli ga3d hnak labes a red a&f shirt and a beige short ou 7a6 a cap bl magloob, madqaqt eb wayha fashla inshala makhozez?

 Bs fe bent kanat ga3da yama ou lazga feee 7ail kanat mteeena 7ail ou labsa a Japanese tight shirt zanadha shway ou yenba6 ou labsa hot short ou fkhooth'ha ta2ref men elmten ..

I looked back at my phone and monay came back we drank our drinks, 6ool ma e7na ga3deen lail7een a7es ena ga3d ykhezny ou ana AKRAH ma3endy a7ad ykhezni atdodah ma7ebb fa monay kanat etsolef o meshta6a wana metdod'ha fa getlaha ena ga3d ykhznni 3ad monay 3ala 6ool lazm etleff ..

Me: haaay entay fashalteena ya zaggg latlfeen

Monay: wakhraay bas khaleny ashoof

Ana kent bamoot men elfashla, wl mushkela lail7een y6ale3 ..

Monay: umbaih rawa2o zouuqa zouuuqaa!

Me: enzain we7na shaku fee? Shofay elbent eli ma3a bas, maskharrra

Monay: bs walah ma76 ou ydakhen ba3ad! Way way zouqaa

Me: tara entay maynoonna

Monay: way ya bakhtech etha kan mu3jab feech

Me: enzain khangoom elwath3 wai3 hnee khezni wakhazek

Monay: emshay sul6an khal neshtrelna bal3a 7ag elsahraa

Me: ok gemna

Lama gemna lazm enmur 3end 9ob el guy eli ykhezz fa I took a little peek on his face, hmm he was kinda sexy;$ bas waii3 ya3ny ma7eb elryayeel eli ykhezon

Anyway sharaina lena bal3aa ou radaina elshalaih

 

Ga3dna 3al ba7ar ma3a my cousins lekbaar ensoleff 3ugub makhl9na re7na fog ga3dna enshof movies o nebla3 lama nemna o mu 7aseen b3umrna

At 11 I woke up and saw Monay still sleeping ..

Me: monayo yala goomaay khan6eb ba7ar eljaw nar bara 7aar

Monay: hmmm male khelg al7een khanam shway

Me: yala 3ad monay mu yayeen 3ashan enam gamay la aket 3alaich may al7een

Monay: iff iff ka gemt

Ghasalna ou chethi lebasna our mayos o 6baina

Shway wela eye my cousin Khaled, he's 18 years old kelmat eyanen?? Shwaya 3alaihh 7ada san3 ou 6ayeb ou rayaaal! A3tubra ukhoy o 7ala men 7al hamad ..

Me: *screaming* khalooooodd

Khaled: hala wala hala eb bent 3amii

Me: enzel 6ubb?

Khaled: ee ka al7een benazel el jets, shlonech monay?

Monay: tamaam enta shlonek?

Khaled: bkhair damech bkhair

Khaled nazal el jets ou some of my cousins el9bayan yaaw rekabt ana ma3a khaled eb jet wa7ed ..

Khaled *while driving the jet*: hathaila shaklhum rab3ech

I looked at what khaled was looking at ..

Me: la laish?

Khaled: madre ga3d ykhezoonch

Kan fe 4 girls ga3d ya36ony death stares, I stared back ya3ny na3am??

Wela ashoof wa7ed ma3ahum daqaqt shway wela the starbucks guy eli kan ykhezz!!

Me: ge6a3 shal araaff

Khaled: ohh 6a3 mnu ma3ahum

Me: t3arfaa?

Khaled: mnu may3arfa? Akbar mqazelchy blkuwait mabuga bent mala3ab 3alaiha

Me: wathe7! Alah layblana