Chapter 4

Mahmoud dropped me and monay to school ..

 Monay nazeloha senna cause ehya mee7 bl English, baghat teyeha jal6a maskeena::

Monay: wai3 ya3ny shnuu ana eb 11 al7een? Way waiii3 aby atkharaj may9eer

Me: 7ara 7ara akher seeenna

Monay: kalbaa wai3 wai3

An American teacher came to me and monay ..

The teacher: hello girls, I bet you're new to this school right? Which grade are you in?

Monay: kelaaa menkum nazaltony sena

The teacher: what?

Monay: chub lat7chain akrahkum

The teacher *looking at me*: what is she saying?

Me: nothing, monay yak alba ush latfashlena mn awal yom

Monay: fahmeeha golelaha akrahkum I HATE YOU!!!

The teacher: do you want to go to the office? I know a little bit of Arabic im not a fool

Monay: fool wla falafel?

Me: monay ya kalba al7een 7sablha ensebha

Me: sorry teacher, where is 12A?

Teacher: walk in this hallway then turn left you'll find your class

Me: ok thanks, monayo khatwa9lech hathi golelaha wain 9afech lani adry ench bgara mara7 

t3rfen tro7en bro7ech

Monay: enzain chub bye

I went to my class, the teacher still didn't come, I found a seat in the back so I went there and sat ..

10 minutes later the math teacher came and started teaching, I was so bored, suddenly someone knocked on the door ..

Teacher: come in

El9admaa? Tetwaq3on menu? STARBUCKS GUY!!!! Ou kan ma3a wa7ed thani

Teacher: abdulwahab and fawaz, where were you two?

Abdulwahab: ush miss im sleepy

Fawaz: yala wakhray 3an wayhy

They entered the class and while they were walking 6a7at 3ain starbucks guy b3ainy, HE LOOKED SO SURPRISED!!! 3aina shway wet6ee7 men mukanha

Anyways khale9at el7e9a, b3dain yaw bentain 9oby ..

…: hi entay ydeeda?

Me: hi umm ee

..: ana hessa ou hathi fay

Me: oh tesharfna, ana rawa

Fay: mashala etshawgeen

Me: hehe thanku 7abebty

Hessa: g3day jedam ma3ana laish wara?

Me: mm ok

Shelt aqrathy wela ma7es ela elbab yetba6al ou hal monay dasha 3laina ..

Monay *screaming*: wainnnecch ga3d adawrech 9affechh b33eddd

Me: ush yal hailgeyya ga9ray 7esch

Monay: khange9?

Me: ba3aad?? Hailgeya maku fayddaaa

Hessa: hathy rfeejtch?

Me: ee a3rfkum monay hathaila hessa ou fay, ou hathi monay my friend

Fay & hessa: hiii

Monay: hala

Fay: entay ay 9aff?

Monay: mafrooth ma3akum bs nazeloni sena khara feehum

Hessa: haha ee madresatna 7ameer

Me: a7es hny elwath3 mac chickens wela?

Fay: la kelesh bl 3akss! Ya3ny fe groups bs wanasa tara

Hessa: entaw men ay madresa yayeen?

Monay: alyarmouk

Hessa: oh 7ekooma?

Me: eeh

Fay: waaii3

Monay: shtaben laish waai3

Hessa: abaih fayo tfashleen! Tara hal bent tge6 bl wayh mes7ooha eb wayhy

Fay: la abaih mu qasdy entaw wai3 walah! Bs ena 7ekoma a7es wai3

Me: la bel 3aaks wanasa hnak wel banat eyanenoon

Faj2a wela eyoon wahab ou fawaz ..

Wa7ed menhum: banat 3arfoona 3ala rab3kum el7elween?

Monay and I were shocked shal jur2aa

Starbucks guys: 3aib fawaz estaa7

Mashalaah msawi roo7a bare2 ya3ny, hmm it seems that starbucks guy uhwa wahab ou fawaz rfeeja ..

Hessa: fawaz wahab, rawa ou monay

Wahab *looking at me*: 3ashat elasami

Me: mm 3ashat ayamek

The school day passed by normal and kinda boring, I spent the whole time in class with hessa and fay, wahab wouldn't remove his eyes from me and its getting on my last nerve, as I said 6faaarty a7ad ykheznnii, monay would spend the break with us ou marat bain el7e9a9 tyeena ..

Rdait elbait tqadait ou nemt, gemt elmaghreb I checked my twitter wela @Wahab_alflany msaweely follow, I checked his avatar wela hatha wahab eli b9afna I accepted and followed back ..

Ga3adt lama belail elwath3 kan 7ada malal ou mafeny noum cus nemt wayyed, I tweeted "Any movie suggestions"?

I got a mention from @Wahab_alflany:

Final destination (y)

I replied 'mm we'll give it a try;p'

Sema3t kalama ou shefta ou yalaitny mashefta! Bro7y ga3da bl bait naymen baba ou hamad 

ou elfilm mu shay ykhare3 wana kelesh mu ma3a elaflam eli tkhare3!!!

I tweeted ":'("

I got a dm from wahab ..

Ma3jebch el film?

Me: la kelesh!!

Wahab: shaklech mu ma3a el aflam elru3b?

Me: la kelesh, akhaf

Wahab: esmela 3alaich:*

My eyes popped out! El7abeeb wayed 6aya7 elmyana! I decided to ignore .. ga3adt shwaya chan I tweeted "can't sleep"

Another dm from wahab:) enshala mu 3ugub kel tweet dm ya3nii ..

Wahab: me too mu gader anam

Wahab: rawa ana cheni shayfech men gabel, bs madre wain, waiin?

Me: mm madre? Mathker eni sheftek

Wahab: chena bejlai3a?

 Me: madre wala mara shftekk

I lied, kelesh mala da3y agola embala shftek cheni mthabta ..

Wahab: la7tha entaw mu shalaihum shalaih elflani bjlai3a?

Me: embalaa

Wahab: ee lana shalaih 9a7by yamkum

Me: aha ok

Yemken degarta wayyed, bs ana mu no3yy asolef ma3a boys kelesh!! Ya3ny awal mara akalem wa7ed ghair my cousin yemken marat ag3ad ma3a rab3 my cousins bs masoulef kelesh ..

I slept and woke up the next morning, monay picked me up and we went to school together 

 lama dashait el9af ou ga3adt wla wahab ysheel his desk ou yeg3ad yammi ..

Wahab: mumken?

Me: umm la hessa yami

Wahab: mu kaifech bag3aad

My jaw dropped! Na3am?

He was smiling and looking the other way ..

Wai3 shal lazgga? Laykon 7sbala ba9eer wa7da men eli yel3ab 3alaihumm?? Etha ee??? MASKEEEEEN!! 7ady mara7 a36y majaal ee walah hatha eli nage9 ..